I spend 50% of my day writing books, 25% of my day thinking about what I'm going to eat next, 12% of my day chilling with my dog, 8% of my day bitching, 3% of my day drinking wine, and 2% of my day lamenting the fact that I'll never have abs like Marisa Miller. That might not even add up to 100%, I don't know, I don't really like math.
Next time you’re at the grocery store picking up low-sugar ice cream, flip to the last page in this month’s Redbook magazine, with Jada Pinkett-Smith on the cover.
Sam and I are pretty much famous.
