Live.to.the.point.of.tears

“Why are you wearing that stupid man suit.”

Nov 1st

Happy Halloween!

Nov 1st

Tasty.

Dave: I got this gum from the Middle Eastern grocery store for 10 cents ...
Dave: ... EW!
Me: What does it taste like?
Dave: Chives.

Oct 31st

Watch

frangry: fek: The best part is how satisfied he is after breaking through. Via Videogum. I LOVE...

Oct 31st

“In case any of you forgot, this is what it’s like to...”
— Barack Obama on Bill Clinton ...

Oct 30th

Halloween monster. via ffffound

Oct 30th

HA! ...

Oct 30th

June 21, 2006: Floor Statement of...

“In short, I felt the decision unfolding then to invade Iraq was being made without a clear...

Oct 30th

All white people like hummus.  In fact, if you find a white...

Oct 29th

I like cake.

Tim: Alex wants you to go with him to Huntington Beach to meet with a casting director for a reality show about wedding consultants.
Me: But … I’m not a wedding consultant. Why can’t Beth do it?
Tim: Beth said that wedding consultants eat too much wedding cake, so she’s fat.
Me: Yeah, no thanks, sorry.
Me: Wait … did you say her job is to eats tons of cake? I think that’s my calling.

Oct 29th

“wear me like a locket / around your throat / i’ll...”
— fall out boy, “nobody...

Oct 28th

i am breathless …

Oct 28th

Oct 28th

absolutely stunning. [all by zena holloway]

Oct 28th

Stealing Beauty … Bernardo Bertolucci … and a...

Oct 28th

Let's find out what color your brain...

Do you have a death wish?? Some dickface (apologies to my Mormom blogger friends, as always) on a...

Oct 28th

ooh, i’m getting excited for halloween …

Oct 27th

“Be intent upon the perfection of the present day.”
— William Law

Oct 27th

[by autumn sonnichsen]

Oct 27th

In minutes …

Oct 25th

Thank you to everyone who commented on my Arizona basketball...

Oct 25th

Oct 24th

Oct 24th

Goodbye, Lute.

The news was all over Sportscenter and ESPN.com this morning … and I just kept thinking, Maybe...

Oct 24th

“George Bush has fucked up so bad he made it hard for...

Oct 24th

goodnight …

Oct 23rd

Reason #1928 that she is my best girl,...

Me: We're actually planning to go to party in LA. Do you want to come?
L: Will there be someone for me to make out with?
Me: Yes. Your standards aren't that high.
L: Sad but true.
Me: Miss you, love you.

Oct 23rd

“I’m surrounded by assholes.”
— Igby Goes Down The election...

Oct 23rd

look out this life it’s beautiful

Oct 23rd

“Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with...”
—  - Ralph Waldo Emerson (via...

Oct 23rd

fog

the fog comes on little cat feet. it sits looking over harbor and city on silent haunches and...

Oct 22nd

Great class tonight …

Oct 22nd

“Both of us had no love before …”
— Ray Lamontagne, “You are...

Oct 22nd

Oct 21st

A wet fall sky today … Road and Fog, Pebble Beach....

Oct 21st

(via deadshot) Sharks are so freaking cool. Even though...

Oct 21st

Phillip Rivers and Jay Cutler may not...

Oct 21st

“And I think the good gets better.”
— Into the Wild

Oct 21st

*Shrugs*

Some people are just half-assed friends, and there’s no way around it. They act like...

Oct 21st

Quentin Jammer: A power outage? Man, is this some rookie...

Oct 21st

Good times.

Lovely weekend. How can you beat sex, steak, fabulous wine, homecooked dinner, football, yoga, ...

Oct 21st

So ready for Sunday morning’s game.

Oct 18th

Actual Fox News headline last night: How...

Oct 18th

“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they...”
— Sinatra … an oldie but...

Oct 17th

My dad used to read me this poem as a...

Reflections on a Gift of Watermelon Pickle Received from a Friend Called Felicity During that...

Oct 17th

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet; tread softly...

Oct 17th

Ah yes, the Kobe Bryant and Lebron James of “F You...

Oct 17th

“There is an eagle in me that wants to soar, and there is a...”
— Carl Sandburg

Oct 17th

“Wipe that face off your head, bitch.”
— Dazed & Confused

Oct 17th

Stunning … Earrings from Fuss

Oct 17th

sleep ...

is this how it works? in this room the hours of love still make shadows. when you left you took...

Oct 16th

My coworker Krissy makes the most darling handmade cupcake...

Oct 16th

This is how I feel today … [by Lina Scheynius] Happy...

Oct 15th

I want to go to Egypt so much. Just the photos are...

Oct 15th

Oct 15th

My dessert problem is genetic.

Me: Hi Mom, what's up?
Mother: You have to try the Pumpkin Cream Cheese Muffin at Starbucks. It is delicious.
Me: What were you doing in a Starbucks? You don't drink coffee.
Mother: There's a kiosk in Safeway.
Me: And the muffin just spoke to you?
Mother: You must try it. It's only available for a limited time.
Me: Thanks for calling to tell me that. I have always known my dessert problem wasn't my fault.

Oct 15th

I got into a full split tonight in...

Haven’t done the splits since I was a gymnast. When I was 12. But I knew I could and tonight I...

Oct 15th

Looks kinda nice actually …

Oct 14th

Leaf peeping???

What the hell is leaf peeping? I can only assume this means walking around and looking at the leaves...

Oct 14th

I would love a fireplace ...

Oct 14th

“I believe that everything happens for a reason. People...”
— Marilyn Monroe (via...

Oct 14th

Check yourself.

I have this ex, we fondly refer to him as Old Balls. I got a MySpace message from him a few days ago...

Oct 14th

got me thinkin’ …

Oct 13th

“Hang on, let me just finish this buttery popcorn.”
— TONY ROMO [Jon came up with...

Oct 13th

October 11. I woke up this morning and it was fall. La...

Oct 11th

“I don’t know what you’ve done to me, But I know...”
— Jace Everett, from True Blood

Oct 11th

Watch

HBO’s True Blood … the show is mediocre at best but the opening credits are sexy and...

Oct 11th

my angel

Oct 11th

“What you feel only matters to you. It’s what you do to...”
— The Last Kiss, via antrikris a...

Oct 11th

These hairpieces are so unbelievably gorgeous…...

Oct 11th

“Jack Clayton: I’m crazy about you. Mae West: I did my...”
— I’m No Angel, 1933

Oct 10th

“i’m addicted to the way i feel when i think of you.”
— fall out boy

Oct 9th

Why I will never, ever, ever join...

Dear friends. I’m sorry, but I will never join Facebook. I barely maintain my MySpace page....

Oct 9th

Tomorrow night at the roomie’s parents’. With...

Oct 9th

You know it's bad when you leave work...

But on the upside, my book got quoted extensively on AOL Health. Pretty awesome.

Oct 9th

“The first glance from the companion of life’s way is as the...”
— Kahlil Gibran, A Tear and A...

Oct 7th

via Get in my bed … counting minutes …

Oct 7th

Let’s see … Highlights of my amazing birthday: ...

Oct 7th

Night uno.

Oct 7th

People I love.

Oct 7th

This felt amazing.

Oct 7th

Cheers :)

Oct 7th

PS, welcome home :)

Oct 3rd

Until Monday ...

… if we all survive The Dale. Devil horns!!

Oct 3rd

Best. Ad. Ever. And, my favorite energy...

Oct 3rd

Self-help.

Me: Look at this book I have to write. It is supposed to have 300 journal questions to help you enjoy life.
Me: No one is going to fill this out.
D: I wouldn't read that book if I was in jail for the rest of my life and it was the only book I had.
D: I would wipe my ass with it.

Oct 3rd

“There is no other land, there is no other life but this.”
— Thoreau

Oct 2nd

I was smelling the ocean this morning...

… life is so good right now. I am happy, like ridiculously happy. And excited about things...

Oct 2nd

Your hair looks better dirty, my...

Oct 2nd

the w, room 718

i laid on his chest and i thought, don’t cry don’t cry, but he asked me, what? and i...

Oct 2nd

“I’m going to need you to think inside the box. Inside...”
— Coworker pretending to be my...

Oct 2nd

Surprise berry pancakes and green tea...

Oct 1st