Live.to.the.point.of.tears

… why am i not here …

Jul 2nd

Willpower > Breakfast pastry

Donut: Eat me.
Donut: C'mon. I'm pink-frosted.
Donut: I'm sugary and delicious.
Donut: Oh shut up, I know you're doing yoga tonight.
Donut: Leave those stupid fucking apricots alone.
Donut: Don't believe him! I am the breakfast of champions.
Donut: Seriously, with the fruit?
Donut: Don't worry, I'll be here all day. Waiting for you.

Jul 1st

“The sun is hot but you are hotter.”
— All-time favorite pick-up...

Jun 27th

Write that down.

Regina: She's not interested. Do you want to have sex with him?
Cady: No, thank you.
Regina: Good. So it's settled. You can go shave your back now.

Jun 27th

I was sent the rest of the raw images …  This is...

Jun 26th

Things I have to do today [Things I...

PDF a book [Go to the beach] Red-line edit Before the Wedding: Fun & Provocative Questions to...

Jun 25th

That's how you get karate chopped in the...

I hate nothing more than when a book I wrote and edited and is already at the printer comes back...

Jun 25th

I bought the latest issue of Shape to read at the beach....

Jun 25th

The warning label on my office blinds. Emphasis on...

Jun 25th

An open letter to the guys who sit on...

Dear guys at The Waterfront, Thanks for ceaselessly cat-calling Robin and me every Monday evening...

Jun 24th

“Tell him I put so much butter on it that it squirted me in...”
— Movie theater concession-stand...

Jun 23rd

This one’s for you … And all the $30,000...

Jun 23rd

Beach.

5-Year-OId Girl to 5-Year-Old Boy: Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Let's go catch some waves.
Brother: Not unless you're thinking about an ice-cold Corona.

Jun 23rd

Swimming.

Brother: This water is freezing. I wish I had a tube. Where did all these kids get their tubes?
Me: I don't know, but I'm not above punching a 7 year old in the head.

Jun 23rd

Catalina Island … where I spent the last 3 lovely days...

Jun 23rd

“i’m right there if you get lonely, give this song...”

Jun 19th

A favorite …

Jun 19th

The fam.

My parents are coming to town today, to whisk me away for a long weekend in Catalina Island. Funny,...

Jun 18th

Cyanide and Happiness.

Jun 17th

whatthefuckdoineedtoknow.com

Jun 17th

Oh dear God.

I just came to the realization that the best-selling author of our time may be L. Ron Hubbard. 

Jun 17th

“There either is or there is not a way that things are. The...”
— Great Expectations

Jun 17th

Summer vignettes, shot by Jay Reilly.

So I did this fun photoshoot up in Cardiff … The photographer, Jay Reilly, is pretty...

Jun 17th

Vintage Cadillac. Surfboard rack.

Jun 17th

Mural at a Cardiff surf shop.

Jun 17th

A Nice Day for a White Wedding ...

This past weekend Josh and Alison got married (it only took 9 years) and, honestly, it was the most...

Jun 11th

Wino …

Jun 11th

My Vandy roomies … I didn’t realize how much I...

Jun 11th

Julie and I enjoying a little (or a lot of) wine tasting

Jun 11th

Josh & Alison tying the knot … after all these...

Jun 11th

The sunset over Viansa Winery, where the wedding was held

Jun 11th

Dana and I with Sonoma Valley as the backdrop …

Jun 11th

My morning’s tea was very wise. If you make me feel like I...

Jun 11th

Last thought before I retire for the...

There really is something so lovely and satisfying about answering, “Oh, it’s vintage...

Jun 7th

“… mess up my bed with me / kick off the covers i’m...”
— Paperweight (A nice night...

Jun 7th

This is where I’ll be all weekend. Jealous? Tomorrow...

Jun 6th

I look so ridiculous. Please make fun of me senselessly. If...

Jun 6th

100%, my favorite part is the fact that the first sentence...

Jun 6th

I am pretty much famous.

Soo … I am in the issue of First for Women Magazine that’s coming out on Monday, in an...

Jun 5th

“I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I...”
— Pablo Neruda, Sonnet XVII

Jun 5th

Hey, come check out this trainwreck.

Insane Coworker: Hey Dave, what's this huge document you're printing? Is it details of your sex life? It's like 50 pages long! I knew it, I knew you had a crazy sex life!
Dave: (Stunned silence)
Me: Have you been drinking already?

Jun 4th

www.animalshaveproblemstoo.com (It always reads like...

Jun 4th

last.ee

[i like my body when it is with your] i like kissing this and that of you

Jun 3rd

more.ee.

[since feeling is first] your eyelids’ flutter which says we are for each other: then laugh,...

Jun 3rd

i.heart.ee.cummings

[somewhere i have never travelled] somewhere i have never travelled,gladly beyond any...

Jun 3rd

Jun 3rd

Random thought of the day: I find Shia LaBeouf a sexy dork.

Jun 3rd

“This life is a beautiful one / and though I’ve seen it...”

Jun 3rd