Live.to.the.point.of.tears

Shark Week, duh-duh, duh-duh ...

So I’m watching Shark Week on Discovery Channel, and these guys want to tag these sharks, and...

Aug 1st

The perfect little summer date … Shakespeare …...

Aug 1st

“I heard you were going to propose to Brandy Svening at a...”
— Mallrats (a-mazing)

Aug 1st

Sam and her new gator toy. T-minus 27 minutes til total...

Jul 31st

Such a punk.

Ooh, don’t you love it when you really need to vent about someone and they don’t read...

Jul 31st

“Reality doesn’t impress me. I only believe in...”
— Anais Nin

Jul 31st

Jul 31st

Touche.

Me: I bet you’re bummed that you have the old iPhone and now there’s a new, cooler one.
Luke: Not really.
Me: You’re like, man, my old iPhone sucks and is lame.
Luke: No …
Me: You have the, like, bootleg iPhone. The "classic."
Luke: I do not.
Me: iPhone’s are crap. Hold on, let me send you a picture message. Oh wait … you can’t get it on your lame, old-ass iPhone.
Luke: Oh shut up.
Me: I’m hungry, are there any pizza places around here?
Luke: Why don’t you look it up on your phone’s GPS? Oh wait …

Jul 30th

How was it for you? The Earth moved.

(via whatthefuckdoineedtoknow)

Jul 30th

To be happy today ...

Smelling the ocean when I walk Sam. Cardigans. Butter crossaints. My new (yellow) laptop! The...

Jul 29th

I am wearing cuter underwear than you today. (Grins*)

Jul 28th

Get in my head: Walking my dog

Gross, that fat guy is all sweaty from running. Yuck. Actually, he’s working about 14 times...

Jul 28th

Listen

antikris: Currently listening to: Glory Box by Portishead Oh, I love this song … it is...

Jul 27th

Jul 26th

Jul 26th

Gusano loves tequila, and so do you. Happy weekend …

Jul 25th

1. I miss Scottie. 2. Why can’t every night be New...

Jul 25th

TMI

Coffee makes me really horny. Needless to say, I’m trying to switch back to green tea.

Jul 24th

And tide pools, hooray!

Jul 24th

Jul 24th

I have a date with these guys in La Jolla...

Jul 23rd

CONTROL+Z

I think we should get CONTROL+Z for our lives. Like, I wish I hadn’t eaten those 7 Golden...

Jul 23rd

“Your heart is my piñata.”
— Chuck Palahniuk

Jul 23rd

Online Driving School is for Assholes: A...

PART I: I took an online driving school course today, which is apparently designed for retards or...

Jul 23rd

“well i can’t breathe and i wish that you...”
— tristan prettyman

Jul 22nd

Predictable.

Douche Bag Newport Guy: Hey, what's goin' on.
Robin: Nothing. Just waiting for my friend and my drink.
Douche Bag Newport Guy: Well you're invading our corner. Heh heh heh ...
Robin: Um ... OK.
Douche Bag Newport Guy: Hmph, well, I guess I'll let Miss Personality get back to her friend.
Me: DID IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU THAT MAYBE IT'S YOU?

Jul 22nd

“This is how it works You’re young until you’re...”
— On the Radio, Regina Spektor

Jul 18th

And then that just happened ...

Do me a favor and Google “Doritos” and then click “Images.” ...

Jul 18th

“If you haven’t contemplated murder, you ain’t...”
— Chris Rock

Jul 17th

Hey Sam, why the long face?

Jul 17th

Mood: Understimulated.

Turns out there is a work-related injury called Carpet-Layers Knee. There should an injury called...

Jul 16th

“Amor fati.”

Jul 15th

Verizon, get your shit together....

I wanted to post a cute picture of Sam, but my (third) phone isn’t sending picture messages...

Jul 14th

“It’s so hard to forget pain, but it’s even harder to...”
— Chuck Palahniuk  (via...

Jul 14th

And the Padres are 20 games below .500

Robin: OK, I can get discounted tix. They would be about $4 off each ticket. That will pay for half of one beer.
Me: Half of one beer. Sigh, fuck.
Robin: K, so I'm getting the tix. I think I'll get a helmet sundae, mmmm.
Me: Hehe. That sounds dirty.

Jul 12th

heart.sick.

Jul 10th

Guide to the passout.

Fetal Position: Most popular choice for passing out. Great for wrapping your drunken body around a...

Jul 10th

DO NOT WANT.

Normally, I am obsessed with the celebrity trash-talk website What Would Tyler Durden Do...

Jul 10th

stressed stressed stressed …

Jul 9th

“Perhaps death is not the hardest thing in a painter’s life.”
— Van Gogh’s Letter 506,...

Jul 9th

Jul 8th

“If you do not breathe through writing, if you do not cry out...”
— [Please read Junot...

Jul 8th

I miss my first post-college job where I could play online...

Jul 8th

“I’m sorry you have problems alcohol can’t fix.”
— Me (and I want someone to make...

Jul 8th

Thanksgiving has officially replaced The...

Highlights of my weekend: Sam frolicking in the ocean Dave, Alison, Josh, Charlie, Brian, &...

Jul 7th

Beware, this holiday weekend …

Jul 3rd

Thursday is the new Friday.

I have been down the last few days. Sometimes things are just confusing … like movies dubbed...

Jul 3rd

My Yogi Tea. Poignant.

Jul 3rd

… why am i not here …

Jul 2nd