Live.to.the.point.of.tears

PS - John McCain is older than the state...

Aug 30th

jessicap: claytoncubitt: Madelaine, “Tragic” 2007....

Aug 30th

Just bought these two new pairs of pretty shoes. For $30....

Aug 29th

“They don’t want you to vote. If they did, we...”
— Chris Rock

Aug 29th

Why am I getting so emotional during...

Aug 29th

“You’re useless, I’m bored — yes or no?”
— Simon Cowell

Aug 28th

bershon: by Nguan The close of summer … how quickly...

Aug 27th

Bear Mace to the face.

My friend is going camping, so he bought a canister of Bear Mace. Bear Mace is like regular people...

Aug 27th

“Take me, I am the drug.”
— Salvador Dali (inspired by...

Aug 26th

"That's the ugliest f-ing skirt I've...

I hate it whenever a chick doesn’t like another chick everyone chalks it up to, “Ohhh,...

Aug 26th

“… everyone was crying like it was the end of the most...”
— from the funeral of Yves St....

Aug 26th

Oh so gorgeous …

Aug 26th

Valentino Fall/Winter

Aug 26th

I am wearing a sequin shirt today.

Dave: What is that? Chain mail?
Me: Sigh, you just don't understand fashion.
Dave: No, I understand, you're going on a shark dive.

Aug 22nd

“I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the...”
— Frida Kahlo Happy Friday,...

Aug 22nd

Let's play a game called "Be a Total...

7:20 a.m., I’m walking my dog past the coffee shop and this guy stops me. He starts talking to...

Aug 22nd

“You look amazing. I am going to eat the shit out of you.”
— Me (to my sandwich) (via...

Aug 22nd

(via antikris) Sigh, together again. Makes me quite happy...

Aug 21st

They do not sell willpower at Trader...

They do, however, sell apple pie. F.

Aug 21st

“Maybe I don’t want three different-colored bell peppers,...”
— I totally know this feeling...

Aug 21st

“I leave before being left. I decide.” -...

Aug 21st

End of summer happiness.

Poolside movies Wednesday evenings at Pearl Hotel Artichoke salad Wearing a nightgown as a dress ...

Aug 20th

Today’s Daily Dose of Moss brought to you by W Magazine....

Aug 20th

Lovely yellow dress and a sea-blue cardigan …...

Aug 19th

Madden ‘09 game cover. FAIL.

Aug 19th

Sam is like a 19-year-old frat boy, in that she can...

Aug 18th

Salvation Army Yacht Club

I drove to work this morning behind a Salvation Army truck that said, “Help those in recovery....

Aug 18th

via lessonsinloneliness

Aug 18th

Feeling a little nostalgic tonight … missing home and...

Aug 18th

“if she wants to dance and drink all night well...”
— thrash unreal

Aug 17th

Gaudi …

Aug 17th

Vicky Christina Barcelona ...

… soo good. I really loved it. Woody Allen is truly the master of creating interesting,...

Aug 17th

In unfortunate news, this is what the baby platypuses look...

Aug 15th

My dog is digging in my comforter. What...

Aug 15th

Me an’ my friends saw a platypus … (Better use...

Aug 15th

Let's play a game called "See Who Gets...

Coworker Dave: Ah ha! I just got an email from someone called Express Her Balls! Yesss, I win!
Me: Seriously? Let me see ...
Me: Wait, that says ExpressHerbals.com. Oh my god Dave ...
Me & Coworker Sarah: Bwahhaahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahaha!!!
Coworker Sarah: I'm crying!
Coworker Dave: Dammit, I knew it was too good to be true ...

Aug 15th

I wish I was camping. :) nataliedee.com

Aug 14th

Me at the Del Mar Racetrack? Or Stella the fairygodmother...

Aug 14th

“Nothing cutens up a country like panda bears.”
— NBC’s Mary Carillo,...

Aug 13th

“Chuck Norris divides by zero.”

Aug 13th

Yep, someone had to post it.

Aug 13th

Oh my gosh, I want nothing more than to stay in these...

Aug 12th

Aug 12th

“Your playing small doesn’t serve the world. There is...”
— M. Williamson

Aug 12th

Beautiful. Pirelli calendar, 1971

Aug 12th

Reasons you are too good for him.

You are sweet and friendly. You are always happy, even when things sort of suck. You enjoy meeting...

Aug 12th

InDesign is prompting me to change URL...

Aug 9th

“Fall to pieces in my arms.”

Aug 8th

Tim Walker. I am besotted.

Aug 8th

Aug 8th

Aug 8th

Summer love.

There’s nothing like a homemade cheese plate, Mediterranean salad with lemon dressing, gourmet...

Aug 7th

“I’ve discovered this strange new breed of people: fat,...”
— my buddy Michael …...

Aug 7th

Yittle Yellow Yaptop.

Aug 7th

“I’m sorry, but this conversation is boring and I just...”
— Best douche-bag blowoff, ever

Aug 6th

[i love you as much today as the first day and the...

Aug 6th

I am pretty sure my dog thinks her name...

Aug 6th

“I’ve been making a list of the things they don’t...”
— more Neil Gaiman

Aug 5th

I literally cannot wait to see Vicky Christina Barcelona...

Aug 5th

“I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my...”
— Anais Nin

Aug 4th

Hooray! Robin and I were invited to move up to the next...

Aug 4th

In my personal hell I’ll be copyediting glittery...

Aug 4th

D. Yurman … love, love, love …

Aug 4th

“she’s got the current in her hand just shock you like...”
— new favorite song, by mgmt

Aug 4th

You know you're an adult when you go to...

Aug 4th

It's 3 p.m., Friday.

Dave: My feet are steamy.
Me: What? Ew.
Dave: Why are you making it so hot in here?
Me: Are you sexually harassing me?
Dave: No, whoops.
Me: Do you think that "Whoops" is going to hold up in court?

Aug 2nd

Is Kim Vo from Shear Genius …

Aug 1st

…. the puppet from Team America: World Police??

Aug 1st

Dear friend, Why are you still in this relationship? I can’t even begin to detail the laundry list...

Aug 1st