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the w, room 718

i laid on his chest and i thought, don’t cry don’t cry, but he asked me, what? and i...

Oct 2nd

“I’m going to need you to think inside the box. Inside...”
— Coworker pretending to be my...

Oct 2nd

Surprise berry pancakes and green tea...

Oct 1st

[There was a little girl who had a little curl, right in the middle of her forehead. When she was...

Oct 1st

and I will be the one to hold you down kiss you so hard ...

Oct 1st

BIRTHDAY!!

This is my birthday week, so we are doing a delicious dinner tomorrow night, as well as a lil...

Sep 30th

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Sep 30th

“But I am not really worried I am not overly concerned. You...”
— Anna Begins xoxo, goodnite

Sep 30th

“This hole in my heart is in the shape of you. No one else...”
— Jeanette Winterson

Sep 30th

Save the frogs.

Driving home, I saw a billboard for the “5K to Save the Frogs.” Hmmm. Like, all frogs? I...

Sep 30th

I'm sort of speechless. I am one part...

Sep 29th

Being at your parents' house means that...

Sep 28th

Watch

frangry: so hot  oh god, i love them together. he is so f-ing sexy. thanks frangry, i sort of...

Sep 28th

“I honestly believe we could have been one of them, trapped...”
— Junot Diaz from GQ

Sep 28th

Good to be home.

I am home, which is always interesting. Things are the same: the same flatware for the last 21...

Sep 28th

I used whatever lotion my mom set out in...

Sep 28th

bonerparty: (via cookiepuss) yea, that’s more like...

Sep 27th

um … happy weekend?

Sep 27th

“Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air… .”
— Emerson and i’m headin...

Sep 27th

An open letter to two ladies at the gym...

Dear Lady #1, You’ve got to be f-ing kidding me that this bitch is your trainer. This is the...

Sep 26th

onemoretimewithfeeling: hilker: into: (via...

Sep 26th

Preeeeetty freaking excited to go to The Dale next weekend. ...

Sep 25th

I actually feel pissed off that someone is eating these...

Sep 25th

“Like JELLO-shot catapult weird??”
— Layla

Sep 25th

“I’d recognize that ass anywhere.”
— Me, walking up on Beth laying...

Sep 25th

People you are having a better day than.

Sep 24th

“A poem begins as a lump in the throat, a sense of wrong, a...”
— R. Frost

Sep 24th

I raided my dad’s library at home and look what I...

Sep 24th

Sep 24th

“The way your makeup stains my pillowcase, like I’ll never...”
— Fall Out Boy

Sep 24th

Mama, I'm comin' home ...

I am so excited to go home on Friday. A weekend of total relaxation, eating my dad’s French...

Sep 23rd

I once cupped a lightning bug in my...

Sep 23rd

“One evening, after thinking it over for some time, Harold...”
— Harold and the Purple Crayon

Sep 23rd

“This makes me die. Just throw me in my coffin now with these...”
— Rachel Zoe Insane in a good...

Sep 21st

I am eyeing a new pair of cowboy boots … The heel is...

Sep 20th

“It’s pretty crowded in here. Well, it is $9 beer...”
— 40-Year-Old Virgin Happy...

Sep 20th

“i love ya dude, and it’s true, and we don’t say it...”
— orange county

Sep 19th

Sounds like I need a new dry-cleaner.

Tim: I want to have these shirts dry-cleaned.
Dry-Cleaning Lady: You've been in here before ...
Tim: No ...
Dry-Cleaning Lady: Yes ... with the big girl.
Tim: Who? ... Wait, oh my god, hahahahaha.
Dry-Cleaning Lady: No no! I mean the big girl (shows tall with her hand)!
Tim: Bwahahahahaha!
Dry-Cleaning Lady: Nooooooo! She's tall! With nice clothes! Lots of nice clothes!
Tim: Oh my god, she's going to die ...
Dry-Cleaning Lady: No, you can't tell her! Please don't tell her! Promise me!

Sep 19th

Sep 18th

Sometime around midnight ...

As you stand … under the barlights and the band plays some song about forgetting yourself...

Sep 18th

“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it is better...

Sep 17th

Squeal!! The David Yurman Bridal line is back after several...

Sep 17th

Christian Louboutin by A. Liebowitz Thank god for him.

Sep 16th

A little backstory: Zack has a 62-inch TV. This is...

Sep 16th

Oooh ... vintage ... I want to go ...

Sep 16th

This makes me hot … Ellen Von Unwerth for GQ

Sep 16th

“lets take the train to anywhere, lets tell them all, that...”
— missy higgins - dont ever ...

Sep 16th

“I wonder what Piglet is doing, thought Pooh. I wish I were...”
— Winnie the Pooh [Miss your...

Sep 16th

Sep 15th

“The NFL just gave it to the Chargers with no lube.”

Sep 15th

make the most of these last days … happy sunny...

Sep 13th

“As snug as a bug in a rug …”
— My mom, when I was little...

Sep 12th

A legitimate question.

Can you go in the carpool lane if you’re riding with a baby?

Sep 12th

This is the picture my boss’ 6-year-old son drew of...

Sep 12th

soupsoup: heidelweiss: megwhyte: all i’m saying that...

Sep 12th

“No girl really wants just a guy. You want a prince, you want...”
— Macy Gray Found this quote in...

Sep 11th

The VMAs. Holy hell.

Sep 10th

2008 VMAs Red Carpet: WTF??

OK, so I didn’t watch the VMAs, but I thought I’d check out the red carpet photos to see...

Sep 10th

I’m employed. I’m going in. via the 24-hour...

Sep 10th

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

My latest book project, a pocket-sized calorie/carb/fat counter, has really got me thinking. First,...

Sep 10th

Sunday afternoon, at the Chargers game. Many beers, many...

Sep 9th

Saturday afternoon, at Birch Aquarium. I liked poking the...

Sep 9th

Sep 9th

Sep 9th

Sep 9th

You have to be kidding me!!!...

Sep 8th

Get in this hammock. Happy weekend!

Sep 6th

“The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are...”
— Kerouac

Sep 5th

could it just last a little longer …

Sep 5th

Things I am doing tonight that you are...

1. Going to a private pre-screening of Entourage 2. Being awesome. Well, you might be doing this...

Sep 5th

I'm watching John McCain motor around...

… about this scene in the Charlton Heston movie El Cid where the dude’s lifeless body...

Sep 4th

A quick Vinyasa.

I don’t do too many things that are good for me — I drink too much, I eat waaaay too...

Sep 4th

Alice: But I don’t want to go among mad people....

Sep 3rd