Live.to.the.point.of.tears

I spend 50% of my day writing books, 25% of my day thinking about what I'm going to eat next, 12% of my day chilling with my dog, 8% of my day bitching, 3% of my day drinking wine, and 2% of my day lamenting the fact that I'll never have abs like Marisa Miller. That might not even add up to 100%, I don't know, I don't really like math.

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He works his ass off every day; he has the private plane and the best place in Malibu and sits courtside at the Lakers game. I’m just gonna ask him, ‘Is she the courtside seats of girlfriends?’

— F, staging a Girlfriend Intervention on his best buddy from childhood

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