Live.to.the.point.of.tears

I spend 50% of my day writing books, 25% of my day thinking about what I'm going to eat next, 12% of my day chilling with my dog, 8% of my day bitching, 3% of my day drinking wine, and 2% of my day lamenting the fact that I'll never have abs like Marisa Miller. That might not even add up to 100%, I don't know, I don't really like math.

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Rant.

You know what I hate? Those Michelob Ultra commercials with the stupid fucking couple running together through the streets of downtown somewhere and she’s in a fucking sports bra and they’re just laughing and running and crisscrossing all through the park and then they go to a rooftop party with all their sparkly friends and everyone is drinking Michelob Ultras because obviously they’re so delicious and how do you think all these people stay so slim and full of energy for jogging? 64 fucking calories, THAT’S HOW.

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