Live.to.the.point.of.tears - Waiting for the catch

I spend 50% of my day writing books, 25% of my day thinking about what I'm going to eat next, 12% of my day chilling with my dog, 8% of my day bitching, 3% of my day drinking wine, and 2% of my day lamenting the fact that I'll never have abs like Marisa Miller. That might not even add up to 100%, I don't know, I don't really like math.

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Waiting for the catch

gmoneyknows:

So, where is the catch? There’s no way you can be hot, handsome, and nice and not crazy or have a tiny peen, or be gay right?

He’s obviously a born-again Christian or has a huge penis but deep-rooted female abandonment issues. No reason not to be sure though.

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