Live.to.the.point.of.tears - Needs less weed.

I spend 50% of my day writing books, 25% of my day thinking about what I'm going to eat next, 12% of my day chilling with my dog, 8% of my day bitching, 3% of my day drinking wine, and 2% of my day lamenting the fact that I'll never have abs like Marisa Miller. That might not even add up to 100%, I don't know, I don't really like math.

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Needs less weed.

JB: Damn girl, can I clone you?
JB: You know the only thing that would make you hotter?
Me: Enormous breasts?
JB: An accent.
JB: Like a Londish accent.
Me: What is Londish?
JB: People from London, you know.

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